If you're walking down a residential area in the afternoon and have to diarrhea, would you rather go in bushes or knock on stranger's door?
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luckily I always carry wet wipes, so I'd be prepared for the bushes. This is the less mortifying option imo
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most likely bushes, depending on the actual privacy they would afford me,
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at least one door I'd knock and yell YOBOGOYA! And if that doesn't work, in their bushes.
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I'm sure it's common courtesy to knock on their door after you're gone in your neighbor's bushes.
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Bushes don't afford one the luxury of toilet paper, especially for diarrhea. Diarrhea = need for toilet paper. Every.Time. :)
