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I am constantly amazed by how many things people say are from the bible but aren't actually in the Bible. The Bible's mostly boring, guys.

3:24 AM · Feb 7, 2015

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amen

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i like you when you play the accordium. "Bible vers something"

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The bible is very entertaining YHWH said unto Yeshuah" Numbers - 4:20

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Stuart Blessman

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you could almost always ask "bible or book of Enoch" for a lot

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and god said "let there be farts"

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3 words: Song of Solomon

Lost in a Classist Society

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pretty much everything people know about the bible isn't actually in there...

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I like the parts where god is a prick, you know most of it

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except for all the murder, rape and magic. Or am i thinking about Game of Thrones?