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Guys the doctor told me that if I don't quit my compulsive masturbation, I have a high chance of death within 75 years

2:55 AM · Aug 30, 2014

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but what a way to go

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jesus death my fapping would just be embarrassing

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i dont think we should let you cum on cam anymore to help out

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if that were the case I am already dead and your the disease I been trying to quit

@youhappypuppet

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well, guess this means goodbye. It's been nice knowing you...

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I thought that it was supposed make you go blind! So if you are wearing glasses the next time I see you I'll know why, ;-)

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it cant be the worst way to die at least. Also why would he ask about your bating habits?

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Ok, in that case reduce it, so you can last that much longer. ;)