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I was gonna fap. Then I realized I was too hungry to fap. Then I ordered food. Then I realized I couldn't fap anyway. At least I have food.

3:08 AM · Aug 2, 2014

Formerly DⒶve

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Eat a little, fap a lot.

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food won't love you as much as sex could have

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Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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dude I hope you got Chinese.

@whatsbobgonnado

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shoulda fapped while waiting for food. then its like a prize for a job well job

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story of my life