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I walked in, drunk and making noises "STOP" says

, "I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU IF YOU ARE A DOLPHIN"

6:33 AM · Jul 23, 2014

Abortions Good, Guns Bad

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Reading this like it's a page from a children's book.

Jody (þey/þem)

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Probably because dolphins aren't big on consent.

Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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omg... I'm going to add the dolphin thing to my normal, "NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!" *sigh* dolphins are rapey.

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The real question is will she have sex with you if you are not a dolphin. Not that I need to know the answer.

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mirror.co.uk/news/real-life

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In fairness, Jane could just be abiding the law. :)