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I will be on in half an hour! Only 1.5 hours late. Just to put it in perspective, modern humans evolved 125,000 years ago

1:04 AM · Jun 24, 2014

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nice try. but that just means we give you 1 spank for each 1000 years since modern human evolution

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wait, 125,000 years ago TODAY?! Happy 125,000 anniversary Homo Sapiens! Whats the right gift for this? Emu hair?

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@MFCAwesomeKate

The bible doesn't mention ice cream sandwiches either...

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I read today that there were only 66 years from the invention of the airplane until man set foot on the moon.