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I can't get drunk in public, cause when I do I end up going 'heyyy didsha know i gots on the top gonewilds' and it's embarrassing.

9:59 PM · Jun 10, 2014

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@The_Stella_Sol

I just yell "IM SHEPARD! SHOW ME YO TITS!" and hurl nickels at women. Luckily I have bad aim and no one gets hurt.

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I thought it'd make you more vulnerable to gnome attacks.

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I just start screaming "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES, I CAN MAKE YOU FAMOUS! MFC NEED NORWEGIAN NUDITY" :(

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@The_Stella_Sol

It was traumatic. I saw more dicks on my twitter that day than i did in all the pr0n i saw all week.

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When I get drunk I get all "slap my ass and beat me" :nervoussmile

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embarrasHing.