Random awkward breaking news: i have an erection the size of the Washington Monument. Film at 11.
@Mr_Shepard is michael bay directing cause i really want micahel bay to direct
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@Aella_Girl Written and directed by mr Bay. because we all need 3 hours of exploding Monument penises. ALL of us! ALL the time!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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