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I AM UPSET BY THE LACK OF INTELLIGENT AVAILABLE PENISES IN SEATTLE

9:05 AM · Apr 4, 2014

Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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*cough cough*

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Fictitious Online Bear Persona

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There are no intelligent penises. A penis is the opposite of intelligence. An urge without intellect.

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perhaps the time of day in which you search influences your results.... or you just make them cower in fear for survival... :~P

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It the Seattle Freeze, it results in shrinkage.

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I could help you out with this problem. If you want to wait untill may 21st when my boyfriend and I are im seattle for a concert

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my penis has its own business card. it reads : "Kikenpenis Phd. MD. PsyD," look at all those D's