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I need to hire someone to mail things for me. I can't mail things. Post office is scary and confusing. What the fuck are stamps. Fuck mail.

1:14 AM · Mar 25, 2014

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The mail is the only guaranteed private form of modern correspondence.

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@NekkidSnake It's not guaranteed private

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Ol’ Squirty Bastard

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ha this us why I've stopped mailing stuff like I used to. I hates it!!

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And this is how the human race goes to shit. When they realize that they can't get food digitally, and starve to death.

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Secret Life of Franz

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:facepalm

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think of stamps like gas for cars. It makes the mail go vroom.

@michaelscurtis

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what are stamps-boy I sure hope that was sarcasm.

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fedex will come to your door to pickup and deliver. Just get some express post bags.

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or we can trade. U do my laundry I'll mail your shit. "Fuck clothes"

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I always knew we'd train you and teach you new things. I just never expected that to be how to use stamps...

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