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the amount of days ive gone without penis is TOO DAMN HIGH

11:21 AM · Feb 14, 2014

Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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well damn.

Clay - Hot Potato Salad

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define the number.

@svagus

over 9500 days with my penis. It took a few holidays off though.

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also there's that b/g video you were taking preorders for. Quel coincidence.

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drive across the border and I'll let you play with mine. Cam or no. I'm what 2 hrs away

Rootin Tootin Cartoonin Josh

@CaptainMushface

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I blame those damn gnomes.

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the gnomes are possessed.

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I think there's an easy solution to that problem.