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i just dreamed that I hired a merry elderly gigolo named Elmer for some pleasant bedroom pleasing

3:00 AM · Jan 26, 2014

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a gum job eh?

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//Alice quickly changes name to Elmer

Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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This very much reminds me of this song... youtube.com/watch?v=583_nE

Lost in a Classist Society

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still wanna know if he got stuck...and did he dry clear?

Fictitious Online Bear Persona

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I hope it was a pleasant dream. If so, you give an old guy hope. Now if only I were almost any other old guy.

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how many resumes did you receive ?