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GUYS

IS HERE IN MY HOUSE. LIVING. I even gave her a key to the place. what should I do with her IDEAS GO!

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12:09 AM · Jan 10, 2014

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First, change your locks. Then dress up as sexy hobbit babes.

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Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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i vote you make her wear you like a backpack.

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Have her stick something in your butt. I know you love that.

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Put a finger in her butt. When she MOST expects it.

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Mount her

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she's there living? i thought you had to kill her to get her to come to you!

The Roaming Smartass

@svagus

OH SNAP

The Roaming Smartass

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Horse vs Squirrel battle for internet supremacy?

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strap her down and tease her to the edge for four hours straight. Then give her the hitachi