I want a sex squire.
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like a dildo caddy? or like someone to be the apprentice to your master sex skillz?
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what, pray tell, does doth job pay? As I shalt be thy squire of thy mating, even for a modest fee! Or no fee at all!
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Can you say "Pervert Serfs" 10 times fast? #tonguetwister #tonguetwisther #lolhashtagjokez #icanusethesecharactershoweveriwant
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I can only imagine this is some Lad or lass that you send to fuck in your stead. "GODRIC, GO FORTH AND MAKE COITUS. YES GOOD"
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I'd totally do that. I'd even dress like a gnome for the duration.