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I just realized that I am my parents' fuck trophy and now I need a shower

12:51 AM · Dec 18, 2013

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YOU ARE THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF THE FACT THAT YOUR PARENTS BONED EACH OTHER

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i favorited that and then unfavorited it

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From what I know of your parents, that's probably not actually true.

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i am favoriting all your tweets today. Hope its not weird! You're just extra good at twitter today.

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I am pretty sure you are actually adopted.

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from the story I've heard here, I'm my parents 'oops' trophy

Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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I'm waiting to hear the story where your mom says, "I never fucked your dad I just rolled over on the wet spot."

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