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I'll be on in.... eventually sometime today. I ate too much calzone and am bemoaning a lack of men willing to fuck me on camera.

10:06 PM · Nov 24, 2013

Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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I'm sure there are reasonably attractive men living not too close but not too far from you who are comfortable fucking on camera

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How am I supposed to find them, through craigslist?

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GenericGamer will run your tournament's pools

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in mime or without?

Gerardo Gallegos

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i would if i could

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If you're not hung up on looks, make me an offer.

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really? No one? I think you might need a recount on those numbers. You got at least 1 applicant...

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Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, maybe even an ebay auction.