@Aella_Girl it could work like that. But you'd have to show up naked and shout. Winner gets to fuck me
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@Aella_Girl this makes me wonder if you've tried this... The answer scares meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Aella_Girl this works if you go out to the forest and are in estrus... because you know... lonely lumberjacks and hippies and ish.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Aella_Girl I thought this WAS how you do the sex?#AbstinenceOnlyEducationThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Aella_Girl you're some kind of wonderful.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Aella_Girl I would show up with my own loincloth, spears, and baby oil, ready to battle Spartacus style! Or... Gnomacus style, if you willThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Aella_Girl Oh, you'd be all mine Aella. I can wield a pink flamingo like nobodies business.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Aella_Girl Little ceramic cows in neighbors' garden. Mental image of gnomes gone cow-tipping in the night. Falsetto "Mooooo! (thump)."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Aella_Girl The savvy slip in the back door with champagne & chocolate covered strawberries in 1 hand, & leather things in the other.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Aella_Girl like gnomes, perhaps?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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