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I want to cam but I'm obscenely horny. Like. Obscenely.

12:29 AM · Nov 7, 2013

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but I'd have to do a countdown, and wait, and I wanna masturbate NOW

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oh my

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free cock at my house. Fully automated and intelligent. ;)

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i'm hungry but i have a fuckload of food. like, a fuckload.

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this would seem to be the ideal time

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why is this a "but"? Success beacons!

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so we only get the best of you ;)

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...I like obscene...

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i always go on cam in my sexy superhero costume whenever I am obscenely horny because that's my super power.

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dude, mime is art. You should totally get the horny out of your system. Rub away