To everybody offering me acting roles in a big film - if you're offering me an acting role, then your film is not big.
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I would offer you an acting job in a small film. A gender bent version of the bible. You get to be the apostle that runs in fear
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IT WILL BE BIGGEREST IN THE WORLD , YOUR TITS WILL BE RECOGNIZED EVERYWHERE AND WORSHIPPED!
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"Yeah, I have an acting role available...on my penis... It's not that hard. Mainly just have to pretend I'm good."





