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I just want a guy to come over once a week, give me rough sex, clean my house, cook me food, and then leave.

4:09 PM · Oct 23, 2013

Charles Goldman

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that is my dream job

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what if i hire someone to clean?

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me too. Except sex with a guy

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I would quite happily be your house bitch with occasional rough sex, sounds like a dream job imo

Mervy the pervy

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Where can I sign-up ? ;)

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where do u sign up?

Henrik B Jacobsen

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guess I'm gonna stand in the back of the line, for the sign in office then :P

TP the Tiny Prick

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Some of those would be hard for me to do well, but if you want someone to just clean let me know.

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once a week? if you were within a reasonable driving distance and it involved a night stay over. Could be very doable! ;-}

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what if I just live under your bed and you pulled me out whenever you needed me