I should write a guide book to wooing me. It'd need two chapters, "Give Her Space" and "How To Fuck Harder"
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My strategy for pleasing women always works: take "no" for an answer. (Indeed, I can usually take it for granted.)
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what's your favorite posish? That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you...
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what's your favorite dish? In not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!!! ;-)
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Chapter 3: How to get fucked by dressing up like a chair wearing clothes.








