I think.... I think I might be growing emotionally attached to my cat. What are these strange feelings.
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Didn't they give you the booklet with the cat? They have mind control, and can instantly weigh 300lbs when they walk on you.
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You're falling right into the trap. Your feels are about to be manipulated... repeatedly.
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was awesome hanging out with not you, even if I was super busy. Way prefer your not you non mime personality.
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that would be your cat's mind control parasites working; toxoplasma is a strange and sinister thing and why cats will always win