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I have two squares of toilet paper left. I'm trying to decide between peeing or blowing my nose.

6:32 PM · Sep 21, 2013

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you can always air dry...

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pee then shower

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one square each?

@MatthiasKoch666

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both

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save them for fibre intake in the zombie apocalypse you can blow and pee in the shower and be cleaner

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do both in the shower... save tp for a straw blow gun...

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This is where one of those mail-order catalogs possibly comes in handy.

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Is anyone else turned on right now?