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I NEED TO GO TO THE STORE TO EAT BUT I CAN'T THINK OF WHAT FOOD TO BUY

4:30 AM · Sep 3, 2013

ACOTAR (parody)™®©

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u dont cook?

Albert Twiddlesworth

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POTATOES!

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spicy curry

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Always my probs, I have the empathetic feels for you

Some Bizarre Manner of Trousers Human

@AdmiralTrousers

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SEVEN HUNDRED TACOS

f2e4b1r9u9a3r6y9

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get some brussel sprouts from trader joes and put hot sauce and cheese on them, duh

f2e4b1r9u9a3r6y9

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also avocado duh dont be stupid

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nutella. Always nutella.

@WimmenTalkALot

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Nutella, celery, corn muffin mix, milk, eggs, bacon, and onions.