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Convo with catholic friend - I tell her I'm happy with my lifestyle, she tells me I need to be beaten with a rod to restore my spirituality.

10:01 AM · Aug 25, 2013

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that too can be incorporated into your "lifestyle" with a good partner

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no thicker than her thumb, presumably.

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kinky :o

Benjamin Collins

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...friend?

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Then she is not your friend.

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you could have told her you had "beaten" yourself with a "rod" quite a few times in the last 24 hours :D

@awesome_donkus

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Well, to be fair, you could use a rod-beating...preferably circa the ass region...spirituality doesn't really factor in.

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