I'm trying to figure up ways to dress up (then fuck) other pieces of furniture. Khakis on an ironing board? Dressing robe on a lamp?
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Sexy answer: A two/three piece suit. Funny answer: Dress something up like a homeless person. Dollar store/salvation army FTW
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portability is the key. I think pants and jacket ironing board idea would work out good. you could position it many ways
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Pfft. Elevate your game. Dress up a blender in '90s grunge fashion and bang it like you'd bang Kurt Cobain's dusty corpse boner.
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