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the ideal way to invite me to something is to gently lay down a full invite with everything i need to know - date, time, dress code - in my inbox, say 'just show up if you want', and then back away slowly. i probably will never respond but 2% chance i will just show up
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if you give me an invite without the date, time, dress code, and an open invitation to just show up, then i will never respond and there will be a 0% chance i show up
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I have this image of you standing in your kitchen reading the invite, cocking your head, going into your bedroom, coming out 20 minutes later, and Ubering to the Air France terminal at the airport. Only you would do this more like most of us go out for coffee.
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This reads like the setup to a netflix thriller/mystery film with a supernatural angle, culty vibes, and a scene late in act 1 where a dozen people in their late 20s early 30s enjoy a candlelit, wine-soaked dinner while the camera revolves slowly around the table behind them
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Sweet I guess I won't be seeing you between Tuesday Jan 31 - February 7th, Dress code is like Eyes Wide Shut meets Flesh Gordon with some Peaky Blinders sprinkled on top. It's just outside of Vancouver BC & Bring a friend so we have a third to play Yatzee with lol
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