one of my partners likes to say "every man wants to be the only man in the world with two dicks" and i really vibe with this in spirit, like some part of my brain is offended that I'm not simultaneously the hottest and smartest woman who's ever existed on the planet
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Idk, there may be some limited practical use to having 2 dicks (though it would probably depend on spacing), but aesthetically it seems very unappealing.
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We want to be the smartest and hottest in theory, in reality it’s quite lonely as we are programmed to see smarter and prettier women as threats.
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I don’t want to have two dicks, what kind of saying is that?🤷♂️ I’d take having a regular place to put the dick I already have over any additional dicks. Word.🙏
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People want to feel safe against being replaced. There is, of course, no such safety in reality because other people are involved.
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Yeah it's pretty clear you're salty about not being considered much of an intellectual
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