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ok i started eating like 50% fewer calories and all of them keto this week and i feel like i gained 5 IQ points, 20% base happiness, and effortless 8-hour sleep every night. this is gonna make me emaciated but at least ill prob end up writing a book or somethin
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two years later, i hobble into a bookstore and see my book finally on the shelf. tears well in my eyes as i slowly reach my hand with skin like shrink wrap into my purse and pull out a stale, ancient slice of bread i've been saving for this moment.
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