You encounter capitalism and socialism sitting in a bar. they are personified, of your preferred gender and age range.
Which one would you most like to have sex with?
- capitalism53.9%
- socialism46.1%
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Capitalism is so much sexier, but I'm old enough to know now I could never trust her.
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One of them will give me a chance to walk or drive a Bugatti. The other, probably take half my shit.
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Capitalism would know the transactional nature better, and so the market value of sex would be conveyed in a timely and productive fashion. Socialism would own the factors of producing sex and thus have a monopoly of it, so I'd expect to be charged for them not showing up.