out of all the things i could have gone megaviral for, it was my *showering* habits?? i'm disappointed in all of you
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i eat lsd every week for a year, i get abducted by gnomes, i do elaborate mime routines where i lapdance a chair that i put clothes onto, i break down sex work economics, do a kink study with n=470k, but no - yall looked at this, went like 'nah, i'll take the no-showering pls'
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i've posted for over a decade about politics, philosophy, and technology, and went megaviral for a story about a dog shitting on a plane. clown world physics. you just gotta go with it.
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This reminds me of Louis Theroux's amazing line about how after an entire life of amazing documentary filmmaking & reporting, the thing that blew up was his "my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds" thing nytimes.com/2022/06/17/sty
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you were featured on a local news site here and they referred to you as a "Tiktoker"
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NGL that's even more embarrassing than the shower thing. I'd just delete my account at that point
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i thought u already were megaviral, was surprised to see how many ppl weren’t familiar with you in some of the comment sections. i guess lacking perspective on other people’s familiarity with twitter users is what happens when you are terminally online
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meant this as a silly joke but the people likin it kinda makes me wish i hadnt sent it
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Can a female's dissapointment, who has never birthed a child, be taken seriously?
I say no.
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