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today a partner came over wearing a new wifebeater shirt which made his arms look extremely sexy and i spent the whole day topless and bending over and trying to get him to bang me but he wouldn't because he was "working on a blog post about the number 5"

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Maybe he's on the spectrum because I'm not sure there's a more obvious sign. Maybe we need to see what the offer was... Ya know...for the context. 😂

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oh he was well aware

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He’s gay. Stop coping. Also “partner.” Cringe af.

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Sometimes just walkin around nakeds just like maybe if hes lived w girls a lot after a while u get used 2 em just bein naked n sexy round u so ur just like oh well maybe theyll pounce on me naked but if they dont u kno its not a clear sign u gotta b touchy too tho nakedness helps

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I'd pay for this experience

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Are u sure