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today a partner came over wearing a new wifebeater shirt which made his arms look extremely sexy and i spent the whole day topless and bending over and trying to get him to bang me but he wouldn't because he was "working on a blog post about the number 5"

4:02 AM · Dec 31, 2022

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don't mean to be rude, but had you been near the bath recently

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id been near it

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@CrayzeForSwayze

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Maybe he's on the spectrum because I'm not sure there's a more obvious sign. Maybe we need to see what the offer was... Ya know...for the context. 😂

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oh he was well aware

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I’m sorry to tell you this but your friend is gay.

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no he is very definitely straight, just even more definitely a nerd

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@PrinceTeleporno

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This tweet deserves its own sub Reddit.

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I mean... It is a really important number though.

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Try being more sixy. 🤔

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