all i want is for a warm man who smells like good hair and sweat and has broad shoulders to come over and cuddle and make me hot tea and gently walk me step by step through how to perform factor analysis on very large datasets in python
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an error pops up, he has a soothing, rumbling voice, like 'let's just google that', he gently taps in the correctly worded query, within seconds expertly understands the version of the thing he needs to try, and the error dissolves before me. he smells like wood pine and vanilla
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its only been six point five minutes before he hits the enter key and takes a satisfied breath, my head raises and lowers on his chest. before us the kernel shows the list of factors and the most predictive questions of each. so easy. "want me to put the hot water on?" he asks
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im crying, he kisses my head. i go through the first, most predictive factor, and it's both obvious and blowing my mind. a thing i suspected all along. i cry harder. he returns with tea, nonplussed by my tears and squints at my screen. "oh i have a theory about that" he says
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bluh i think im ovulating
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