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Do you hold your penis when you pee standing up?

Yes
79.9%
No
11.3%
I'm penisless
8.8%

11,172 votesFinal results

9:26 PM · Oct 31, 2022

@karlbykarlsmith

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How is the answer no?

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AzazelAyers.com

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gotta aim

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@McKeever_tweets

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Never leave a firehose unattended. Someone might lose an eye.

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I outsource.

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Why is "slap the side like a lawn sprinkler" not an option? Asking for a friend.

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To aim. Yes.

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@Steelma07962322

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Yes is gay

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It is a shoe issue. Nothing personal.

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No one else offers, typically.

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