the amount of gross or weird self-effacing stuff about myself i avoid tweeting because i know my haters would grab on it as evidence of my demonic possession is, frankly, massive
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for example, i just suppressed an urge to tweet that my butthole was itchy today because i just dont wanna have to deal with the emotional burden of tradcaths screenshotting me as evidence of being riddled with STIs, getting what was coming to me
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fuck u tradcaths ive only had a STI once and it was totally worth it would do it again
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Can you elaborate on your experience of having an STI and why it was worth it?
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My money is on the "human tag" STI otherwise known a chlamydia. Also, many panels only test urine for chlamydia and gonorrhea. If you're not getting an oral swab, you're missing one significant transmission vector. Unless you, like DJ Khaled, never use your mouth properly.
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