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Please do standup.

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ive had ppl tell me this before but i am really not funny in person

1:18 AM · Sep 16, 2022

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you shouldn’t try to be funny you should just say this stuff in a neutral deadpan way

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Yeah that would be amazing. In fact, after no one laughs, and the silent awkwardness starts to grow, she can add to it by saying “That’s it. That’s the bit. It’s not supposed to be funny. It says it right here in the name of my show, ‘Aella is not trying to be funny’.”

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It’s a learned skill. You’ve got solid material!

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Practice

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True.

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You strike me as more of a sketch comedy type than a stand up type tbh

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It hast stopped schumer or silverman, go for it!