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fetishes are *so cool*. you know that way you feel when you stare at lady boobs or whatever? some ppls brains get that feeling from random shit. trains. large balloons. people in mud. being afraid. disinterested handjobs by stepmothers, specifically and exactly. SO cool.

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Aella

@Aella_Girl

Sep 4, 2022

i think having more fetishes would be really wonderful. i'd love to get aroused from people peeing on me or from full body latex or from roleplaying as a kitten or really old people. life would be so much richer, i could run around having way more varieties of sex

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Aella

@Aella_Girl

Sep 4, 2022

it's unfair that most of us only get aroused by such a narrow set of things - the opposite sex, being youthful and strong/curvy while horny or whatever. so boring! so overdone! can't wait till the glorious singularity when we get to just program infinite arousal into our brains

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Aella

@Aella_Girl

i wanna be semiimmortal in 2152 in a club and mistakenly stumble upon a back room with a horde of ppl shapeshifted into female chimpanzee form, shitting into each others mouths. one of them explains its sexy cause poop comes out in the shape of a penis. its a genderbending thing

5:21 AM · Sep 4, 2022

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theyre like 'do u wanna join us' and im like 'ok' and i ask the transcendent AI to make my brain get aroused by that, and the AI does, and i go shapehsift into a chimp and it turns out to be the best night ive had all month, i write a blog post about it

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Aella, you are possessed

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I came to comment something about trying to pavlov yourself into fetishes or kinks and did not expect the chimpanzee part☠️

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If one could program oneself into having any fetish, this one sounds wildly impractical! The point, surely, would be to avoid having to turn into a poop-guzzling chimpanzee to get off. Like, "if I get rich, I’ll set up an insane 40MB spreadsheet to keep track of the money" 🤷‍♂️