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my fav kind of relationship is with a dude who dates other girls, who lets me date other boys, who helps throw orgies with me, we help each other get laid with a 'fuck yeah congrats!' so when ppl are like 'aren't u worried boys wont date u cause of sex work' im like... wait what

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it feels like... im a scuba diver, in scuba diver communities, dating scuba divers, and someone goes 'but are u afraid some ppl wont date u cause they dont like water' and im like... that really doesn't feel like the kinds of problems i have with relationships at this point

7:00 PM · Aug 25, 2022

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sure sometimes we fight over what brand of oxygen tank to use or communication difficulties that happen when you're underwater but it seems like you're not conceiving of the idea that there's a whole world out there where 'liking water' is just a basic, entry-level filter

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Caliban Darklock

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But what if you can't date people you don't like?

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man i love nice tight analogies

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@FurryKingCurry

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You found your tribe!

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If you are in fact a scuba diver, I legit have a crush now.

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Yes yes yes. The issue isn’t jealousy that wife is getting railed. It’s making sure it’s an excellent railing.