You must lick Ronald Reagan (at his prime) once a week for 8 years; he teleports into your living room. The only interaction you can have is licking.
Or, you must fully illegally rob a grave, middle of the night, with a few other people, once.
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Graverobbing sounds like a thrill. The kind of party that bonds everyone in a dirty, unforgettable, I-know-what-we-did-and-will-pretend-it-never-happened way. What a feeling
Licking the cowboy? Who cares
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Robbing the grave of Reagan? In order to deliver it to a teleportation machine?
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There is no man I'd want to lick 416 times rather than rob 1 grave. I feel like robbing a grave would be pretty easy tbh especially with help.
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