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one of my common stress dreams is being in an airplane that's barely managing to maneuver between power lines and bridges n shit, and it only just struck me this might have been caused by one time a pilot pranked me in a plane by shutting off engine and flying under a tiny bridge

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the worst person to ever prank you is a pilot let me fucking tell you

4:53 AM · Jun 16, 2022

Caliban Darklock

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Especially a helicopter pilot

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Proctologist a strong #2.

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No fair. You can’t even retaliate! Or can you…? 😉

@Dragonao84Alvar

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A doctor too.

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tell more

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"No guts no airmail," the pilot said to us, as we landed on a "Brazilian" size patch of ground in flooded Mexico. I got out on the wing as were taxiing, and puked.

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Martin Desmond Roe

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Jesus. Horrifying.

@ThisRandomNoise

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That's where all the poop stories originated I reckon

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Thank you for this

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