like 15% of the tweets I think up are mega self burns I would love to post in a universe where twitter were more good natured
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"sweatshops are actually a good thing" *posts*
"i shit my pants kinda regularly" *doesn't post bc twitter might not like*
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oh my god if that's not a self burn what IS?!!?
the level of curiosity for what "too much of a self burn to post on twitter" would be for someone who's completely comfortable with admitting they've shit their pants a lot
"i'm actually elon musk AND jeff bezos"?
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maybe so! but the percent of people who admit to shitting their pants on their public twitter profile is.....imma say pretty low, man. gotta be pretty low
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