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like 15% of the tweets I think up are mega self burns I would love to post in a universe where twitter were more good natured

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"sweatshops are actually a good thing" *posts* "i shit my pants kinda regularly" *doesn't post bc twitter might not like*

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that one's not a self burn tho I've posted that

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oh my god if that's not a self burn what IS?!!? the level of curiosity for what "too much of a self burn to post on twitter" would be for someone who's completely comfortable with admitting they've shit their pants a lot "i'm actually elon musk AND jeff bezos"?

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like 60% of people have shit their pants

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