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Imagine if an advanced alien race lived nearby, and hired us to do things for them remotely; the jobs are good enough you choose to work there instead of other options. But then the aliens are like "your working conditions are bad by our standards, we're gonna stop hiring you"

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you'd prob be like, damn, while I don't object to better working conditions, you just took away what was clearly my top choice based on me choosing that, and the other human options around here are less good for me. You're clearly just trying to make urselves feel better.

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anyway, buy shein

7:33 PM · Jun 12, 2022

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you're forgetting the whole part where the "advanced alien race" set the parameters of the socioeconomic system of the entire galaxy after brutally subjugating our homeworld some millennia ago im enough of a (broke) amoral shitbag that ill buy shein anyway tho

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Finrod Felagund

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And now imagine that this could lead to human contractors offering better work conditions to keep the aliens' orders coming. 😱

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Chaos 🤌🏽😏😆

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I'm still stealing alien tech to nuke the Earth.

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