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If you press the button, you gain the magical ability to open a small portal through space to allow you to perform oral sex on yourself. You can do nothing else with the portal. The button also prevents anyone else from oral-sexing you. The button effects undo after 1 year. You:

Press the button
28.7%
Do not press the button
71.3%

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5:43 AM · Apr 23, 2022

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wtf why is everyone answering no you don’t have to use it it’s just an option

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u can't receive oral sex from anyone else for a year

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How could you not?

Idan ("eden") Solon ("sew-lin") (

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The imagination to come up with this sort of question.

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1. press the button 2. prove magic is real and win all the monetary prizes from skeptic organizations 3. ??? 4. profit

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I assume you get to control whether or not the portal opens?

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starting revelations about the median confidence level in auto-fellatio

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I don't like receiving oral so hell yeah I'd press the button, to find out if I could learn to like receiving oral, plus to suck a dick without a(nother) man attached to it, cause I'm not attracted to men

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"Listen, I really appreciate the thought, and I would love for you to go down on me, but here's the thing, about 7 months ago a genie appeared in front of me, no, I promise, I'm being serious here,

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You need a button for this?