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i was feeling a little weird at the fact my bidet sprays my butthole in precisely the same location it has sprayed the butthole of all of my other guests, but remembered earth is hurtling through the universe so we haven't *actually* overlapped buttholespace and now i feel better

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According to Einstein, IIIRC, every inertial frame of reference is equally valid, so your bidet could be considered the center of its universe, around which everything else moves....

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great now i feel weird again

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Hilarious... but Einstein reminds us of the common sense experience that we are travelling thru time & space & the planet is moving as well which is moving the whole inertial frame so buttholespace centre has long moved on in a spiral thru spacetime in the galaxy & solar sys

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accelerating frames are not inertial rotating frames are accelerating you're welcome