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i was feeling a little weird at the fact my bidet sprays my butthole in precisely the same location it has sprayed the butthole of all of my other guests, but remembered earth is hurtling through the universe so we haven't *actually* overlapped buttholespace and now i feel better

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OTOH, because earth is hurdling through space, we are all probably walking through prior buttholespaces all the time without realizing it. LOL

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im hoping not cause we are rotating and orbiting and also just straight up moving as a solar system so probably we just pass through the other plane of humans max once or twice? and seems unlikely youd actually touch buttholespace

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very fair points

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I think we should all try to convince some physics grad students to map out butthole space and butthole space overlap as a project.

No try = no fail

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We could define a coordinate system with right above your bidet as the origin, so....

Shut It Down. Goodnight.

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Touching ancient alien buttholespaces. 👉🌚

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