i was feeling a little weird at the fact my bidet sprays my butthole in precisely the same location it has sprayed the butthole of all of my other guests, but remembered earth is hurtling through the universe so we haven't *actually* overlapped buttholespace and now i feel better
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According to Einstein, IIIRC, every inertial frame of reference is equally valid, so your bidet could be considered the center of its universe, around which everything else moves....
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OTOH, because earth is hurdling through space, we are all probably walking through prior buttholespaces all the time without realizing it. LOL
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im hoping not cause we are rotating and orbiting and also just straight up moving as a solar system so probably we just pass through the other plane of humans max once or twice? and seems unlikely youd actually touch buttholespace
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You could just as easily think of the average center of volume over where your and other buttholes have been sprayed in your bathroom as the center of the universe, in which case it is all definitely happening in the same place.
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did you know that when you sit on the toilet you're actually connecting your butthole to a global network of buttholes? what a world
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Although the air in that space is hurtling through space along with you, so don't feel *too* much better 🙂
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