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my big teen-to-milf birthday is coming up, what crazy thing should i do to celebrate no longer having to pretend im a virgin

tattoo
26.7%
haircut + dye
34.5%
facial piercing
9%
boobjob
29.8%

5,298 votesFinal results

4:06 AM · Feb 19, 2022

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edit clarification: i am not pregnant, i am making a very real-to-me porn joke

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shotgun wedding

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All of the above?

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hair color 100%

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I think you hair its perfect but a special tatto Its perfect

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haircut and dye the best temporary solution for a transitory problem

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@realoldschool1

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Nothing, you're perfect!!

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Mat Vaillancourt

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Get a new haircut!

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I think a tattoo, facial piercing or boobjob would all subtract from ur (perfect) beauty. Not that it matters what I think makes you look beautiful ofc, but anyway, you asked for input. I think only the haircut/dye might be nice, and even if it's not an upgrade, is only temporary

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@ThisRandomNoise

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Jump with parachute🤷‍♂️