One of them married an old friend and business associate of mine and it was so surreal because she was the soundtrack to my witch-raised adolescence. (That probably gave it away)
A 3rd grader at a previous childcare came up to me and said "Mr. Alex, you look like a fat B-List Aquaman." One of the best compliments I've ever received, lmao. Yes, I am single. XD
Before I let my hair grow out longer, a number of people said Jack Black.